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So are you a better lover than your friends? Given a scale of 10, most people would probably rate themselves, say.. 8/10 … err, well, maybe at least 6 — yeah, the usual average number: that’s only because we are being humble, aren’t we? Why cant we scientifically answer this question? Now we can! In fact, with Love Vibes, you can get the exact answer most people have been sweating day and night, and sometimes one in a blue moon, to find out.

I stumbled upon this little iPhone application while browsing the iTunes Store — I put some screenshots here to help excite you; thank me latter once you get to that 8+ range or if you are getting outliers in your horizontal, or vertical axis

Step 1: Input how hard is your mattress (yes, go conventional here, no standing up in odd places). Folks, mattress counts.
Step 2: Begin Lovemaking
Step 3: End Lovemaking, Get your score, or have a go at it again!

The scientific premises: Love Vibes calculates how good you are in bed by measuring horizontal and vertical vibrations from iPhone gyro ball; the duration of the passionate action; compares these raw data to many other experience-based data (not sure if real) to come with with your lovemaking score. If you are not satisfied with the score, you can always “Go again?”.

Convinced? Well, the developer of the apps, SparkTooth definitely convinced Apple to have a go at this for the iPhone application. Thank you Apple for loosening up and having a sense of humour while making (m)billions from this app. Help Apple gets richer, buy here.

My score? Love Vibes could not tell the score is for whom. Aramai tih!